HVAC memes

Memes for people who've spent July in an attic.

29 HVAC memes. New ones every week.

Expanding brain meme showing four levels of diagnosing a noise ending with blaming the thermostat.

The it was making a noise yesterday call

Drake hotline bling meme: Drake rejects fixing it during business hours and approves fixing it at 2am for the emergency rate.

Every tech pretends to hate the 2am call

Distracted boyfriend meme: the tech looks at a brand new install while ignoring the old 1994 unit by the fence.

Love at first sight on the schedule

Expanding brain meme escalating from proper sealant to duct tape that stays for ten years.

Nothing is more permanent than temporary duct tape

Change my mind meme with the sign reading the maintenance plan always pays for itself.

Said at the counter every single week

Distracted boyfriend meme: the tech looks at the thermostat set to 60 while ignoring the actual cooling problem.

Everyone is a thermostat detective in July

Expanding brain meme escalating from asking about the filter to keeping a case of filters for the whole street.

Nobody on this block has ever changed a filter

Change my mind meme with the sign reading a spotless van means a slow week.

Nobody wants to admit this one

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Woman yelling at cat meme: woman yells why is the bill so high, cat replies you reset it ten times first.

Every reset makes the job a little more expensive

Gru's plan meme with four steps ending twice on the supply house not having the part.

Every quote has a part that doesn't exist yet

Trade offer meme: I receive overtime pay, you receive an attic in August.

The fine print on every overtime call

Uno draw 25 cards meme: changing their own filter is the easy task every homeowner refuses to do.

The easiest job in the world, still undone

Gru's plan meme with four steps ending twice on still missing one fitting.

The van is always one fitting short

Left exit meme: the tech swerves from fixing the actual problem to selling a new system.

Every repair has an exit ramp to a sale

Surprised pikachu meme with the setup about skipping the maintenance plan for five years then calling in August.

August has a long memory

Gru's plan meme with four steps ending twice on finding three more problems.

Quick jobs do not exist, only quick promises

Left exit meme: the tech at 4:45 on a Thursday swerves from ordering the right part to jerry rigging it till Friday.

Friday energy hits different at 4:45

Two buttons meme: left says fix it tonight, right says tomorrow for double, bottom says the homeowner suddenly fine with tomorrow.

The overtime rate cures all urgency

Woman yelling at cat meme: woman yells about being charged for a whole hour, cat replies that's how long it took to find it.

Diagnosis time is still time

Left exit meme: the whole crew swerves from staying on schedule to stopping at the supply house.

The supply house coffee break is sacred

Two buttons meme: left says climb into the attic, right says send the new guy up, bottom says every tech with five years in.

Seniority has exactly one real perk

Woman yelling at cat meme: woman yells why is it still broken, cat replies you reset it you didn't fix it.

Resetting it is not the same as fixing it

Uno draw 25 cards meme: the card says leave a review instead of a tip, the homeowner refuses.

A review does not fill the tank

Two guys on a bus meme: sad side is owners paying overtime all week, happy side is techs collecting overtime all week.

The first hot week pays somebody well

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